Baby Baby (Chapter 9)

Xia BaoBei, she believed herself to be calm and collected. It’s just that sometimes when she meets Teacher Jiang at school, no matter whether he was with someone else or alone, BaoBei would always twist her head and walk away. Stop twisting, you weirdo. Carrying the “If I get it it’s my fortune, if I...

Baby Baby (Chapter 8)

and no, it didn't take me two years to post this..... Hmmpphhh There was absolute silence in the lecture hall. BaoBei felt that this world was really a motherfucking fantasy. There were quite a few reasons for the silence. Some wondered to themselves, "Did someone’s senior walk to the wrong place?" No matter how you...

Translating

Where Pytha rants about translating Baby Baby and Chapter 1 of Why Not Soar Your Majesty

Baby Baby (Chapter 7)

a good girl is someone who is moe, and can act stupid; able to dress up as a loli, and act like a queen; acts cool to a limit, but blushes till her cheeks are red; is the refreshing type, but is also a heavy flavour; wears a sailor uniform but brandishes a whip; can go listen at concerts and eat at food stalls; if I was to ridicule her then she would reply with a poisonous tongue; if I were to be cold and indifferent, then she can be two-faced; able to dismiss my shameless and ignorant youthful years and able to hide from wretched uncles with evil intentions!

Why Not Soar Your Majesty (Chapter 1)

That's right, you're so pure that you're shameless!

Baby Baby (Chapter 6)

she called herself the brightest human being in the past three centuries, and added that she would remain the smartest person for the next 300 years

Baby Baby (Chapter 5)

The hair stylists are all gay.

Baby Baby (Chapter 4)

This person, he likes it when I don’t wear any make up. He likes it when I tie my hair up in a ponytail. Every day he would ask me what I ate for lunch and what I wanted to eat for dinner. He would complain whenever I buy clothes, but then praise me that I’m beautiful when I wear them. He doesn’t want me to waste my money, and hands over his bank card. When he calls and hear me cry, he would keep quiet and then say, "Don’t study anymore. Come back, I’ll raise you!"

Baby Baby (Chapter 3)

A teacher who uses a roll call to keep students is like a woman who uses her body to keep a man.

Baby Baby (Chapter 2)

Xia BaoBei, you are so dead!